The European Commission and its Digital Services Act requires Big Tech companies to serve as privatized censors for governments, one that has broad power and is held to arbitrary standards. This comes as part of a larger effort by EU officials to prohibit Russian propaganda and to make the rules against hate speech more stringent across the continent. EU's ultimatum puts Elon Musk--the self-proclaimed Free Speech Absolutist--before a dilemma: abide by the new rules or risk getting banned from the EU. As a r