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Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP Token Spikes, Then Crashes

Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP Token Spikes, Then Crashes

Is this a satirical clapback that redistributes to burned investors and charity or just another political memecoin?
Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP Token Spikes, Then Crashes
Above: Hunter Biden in Washington D.C. on Jan. 17, 2025. Image credit: Yuri Gripas/Abaca/Bloomberg/Getty Images

The Spin


Turning the laptop smear into a token flips the script on the people who weaponized it. Unlike $TRUMP, which left roughly a million wallets down about $3.8 billion, $LAPTOP airdrops 20% to the community, including those burned by that grift, and sends tens of millions of tokens to charity. Nobody is promised riches here — the point is saying something, not owning something.

Slapping a redemption story on a memecoin does not change what it is: a bad investment huntinglooking forto suckersprey on the public. With a reported $17 million in unpaid legal bills and 30% of a billion-token supply reserved for founders, the incentives speak loudly enough. Political tokens have a well-worn ending, and buyers usually pay for it.


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