The Trump administration couldn't explain why its $14.7 million renovation failed almost immediately — algae blooms, peeling liner, a motorcade driven across the freshly sealed basin — so it found a scapegoat in a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a piece of debris that was already detached. Pirro refused to detail the evidence at her own press conference, and the administration never released proof of the alleged 300-foot gash. This indictment is damage control dressed up as law enforcement.