Banning college player prop bets is performative nonsense that ignores reality — offshore sites, sweepstakes apps and fantasy platforms will still offer these wagers regardless of legal restrictions. The moral panic treating every bettor as a victim and every operator as evil completely misses that online gambling exists worldwide without civilization collapsing. Smart regulation beats prohibition every time, and pretending legal restrictions solve harassment or integrity issues is just lazy policymaking that makes the regulated industry worse without addressing actual problems.